This morning we needed to get out of the house to go shopping. E said, "You're not dressed!". I told her it would only take me "2 seconds to get dressed and then we can go". E looked at me getting dressed and then starting counting....."1, 2, 3, 4"...all the way to 9, at which point she decided 9 seconds was long enough a period of time for getting dressed. Cheeky monkey!
Meanwhile, a close friend's daughter apparently had a recent meltdown because she was "too thirsty" to have a drink....while being offered multiple beverages to quench said thirst. So funny. Yet not for her poor Mummy at the time.